Here I will post some nonsense which spouts from my brain magically onto the interwebs. Obviously you will have to read this blog-thing, not only due to its addictive nature and high level of intellect, but also because if you don't Jesus will kill a kitten.

Breath in...aaaaaand out.

Valium should be issued in lethal doses at every shop door.

People are mental when in control of a basket and a credit card. This mixed with a sense of ‘christmas spirit’ creates a concoction of pure evil, which is to be shoved down your throat immediately.

Happy holidays.

The attitude towards food these days makes me fucking sick. These ads make me wanna boke.

Feed the hungry. Simple.