Here I will post some nonsense which spouts from my brain magically onto the interwebs. Obviously you will have to read this blog-thing, not only due to its addictive nature and high level of intellect, but also because if you don't Jesus will kill a kitten.
“… And because in all other monasteries and nunneries all is composed, limited, and regulated by hours, it was decreed that in this new structure there should be neither clock nor dial, but that according to the opportunities and incident occasions, all their hours should be disposed of; for, said Gargantua, the greatest loss of time that I know, is to count the hours. What good comes of it? Nor can there be any greater dotage in the world than for one to guide and direct his courses by the sound of a bell, and not by his own judgment and discretion.”
— François Rabelais